these are supposedly the original lyrics to our songs but still all of it are very flexible hehehehehe!!!

The Whole World Depends On The Power
How can we multiply Without the pussy on our side How can we reproduce If we got no pussy juice The whole world depends on the power of the pussy Yes you may have a dick But what can your dick do Without a pussy Its as useless as you

The Devil Is Making Me Do This
Don't blame me I can't control myself Don't blame me I am not myself I'm not who I am I'm not who think I am !@#&*9*!!!#@4@$%&!!!+)The devil is making me do this!

Kinky Influential Man
Influential man riding in his black limousine Riding 'round town looking for some fun Influential man gets it on with a nine year old Engaged in kinky acts unimaginable The skeletons in your closet You're kinky influential man Your secrets won't live long Kinky influential man!

Adik Daw
Adtong gamay pa ko Gi-ingnan ko's akong Mama Nga dili moduol anang mga tawo Nga ta-as ug buhok, adunay patik Ug pirmi na-ay shades sa mata Mga adik na sila Adik na sila mao'y tambag ni Mama Dihang iyang nasayran nga didto ko gatambay Sa tindahan sa akong lola Kung di-in mag-inom ang mga tawo Nga ta-as ug buhok, adunay patik Ug pirmi na-ay shades sa mata Mga adik na sila Pag-abot nako ug highschool Akong Mama nahibung na Kay lagi nagsugod nag paminaw mga sonata nga mura'g giyera Mga kanta nga hinimo sa tawo Nga ta-as ug buhok, aduna'y patik ug pirmi na'ay shades sa mata Adik daw sila Mao'y tambag ni Mama Adik-adik ba kaha gyud sila? Mga tawo nga ta-as ug buhok adunay patik Ug pirmi na-ay shades sa mata Adik daw sila ingon ni Mama Adik-adik daw na sila Mga tawo nga ta-as ug buhok, adunay patik Ug pirmi na-ay shades sa mata!

Kill All Artists
I've beein art school For five fucking years I've seen all the so-called eccentricities there Everybody thinks they're cool Everybody thinks they're Andy Warhol Everybody has their tools And I don't have a talent Kill all artists Everybody wants to be "in" in a lot of ways Fucking poseurs who just want a diploma

No Guitar Hero
Hey you look at me Tell me now what do you see Do you see another band With a kind of trip that'sa bit too bland This is for all of you Music for the (priviledged/hopeless) few After this you'll realize That you've just been hypnotized We don't need no guitar hero!

Going To The Main
No torn clothes No tattered jeans No ID No entry Coz I'm going the main! I'm going to the USC Main!

Not A Reggae Song
Rastaman you are wrong This is not a reggae song Rastaman you don't understand We are not a reggae band We're not a rock band, punk band Or jazz band We not even a band We are the Disco Assassins Listen closely to the music that we play Slap yourself hard and tell me if you're OK Coz sometimes what you hear is not really true but one thing for me could be another thing for you Me wake up early every morning And me hear my friends go jamming and skankin' And so me jam with them But me don't understand why sing songs of Jamaica-it's a different land?

Trabaho
Naghulat sa oras nga makagawas Napreso napreso sa sirado nga kwarto Nadala sa ambisyon Nagpaka-aron ingnon Ga-antos ga-antos Kinsa may nagpugos? Kinsa may nagsulti Kinahanglan gyung ing-ani? Kinsa may basolon sa imong sitwasyon? Utok nga nasa-ag gala-agla-ag Nabuta nabuta ang mga mata Kaugalingon nga ginapos Tinaga-an ug pulos Kayat daw ang tanan Kayat gyud ang tanan!

Dionysian Ritual Song
dumdeedumdeedumdeedumdum Leave yourself behind Seek what you can't find Liberate your mind Dance while you're alive dumdeedumdeedumdeedumdum Let silence be your say As night swallows the day Don't lead your life astray Chance will show you the way dumdeedumdeedumdeedumdum!

Do You See The Robots?
Dehumanized Desensitized They all seem empty and shallow Mechanized and fed with lies They all look lifeless and hollow Do you see the robots all around us? Do you se the robots all around? Do you see the humans lying on the ground while the robots run our town! With dilated eyes, you feel like ice But still you're willing to follow You victimize and soon you'll rise No thought of a brighter tomorrow!

Kanta's Mga Sumo
Kantahon ta karon Ning kanta's mga sumo Kining nindot nga kanta nga kami ra'y nakabalo kay ang sumo pwede'g ikaw Ang sumo pwede'g ako Ang sumo pwede'g kitang tanan Kitang tanan sumo! Mga sumo mga sumo Kanta sa mga sumo! Mga sumo! Mga sumo! Sumo! Sumo! Sumo!\

The Chair
The chair The chair is square With four legs The chair is made of wood The chair is old The chair was made by a chairmaker who made chairs just like the chair that we're talking here The chair! The chair! The chair chair is square The chair is thick The chair will knock you real quick! The chair is there It's sometimes here! The chair! The chair! The chair is good Its made of wood The chair is good for sitting The chair is good for eating The chair is good for resting The chair is good for shitting The chair! The chair! The chair! the fucking chair!

Boang Mong Tanan
Kung kamo di kasakay sa among tukar Kung kamo di kasayaw sa among tukar Usa lang ang among masulti ninyo..Ooohhh...Boang mong tanan! Kung kamo kasakay sa among tukar Kung kamo kasayaw sa among tukar Usa lang ang among masulti ninyo Oooh...Boang mong tanan!

Stop Musical Piracy
I can't afford the original so I went to buy a fake I bought it for my birthday instead of a birthday cake but when I played it on my stereo is this a goddamn joke? It sounded like the vocalist (vocal chord is broke/ was having a stroke) Stop musical piracy! Stop!Stop! Stop! Stop Musical Piracy! Musical Musical Musical Stop Musical Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy Piracy!

This Is No Joke, This Is A Hold-Up!
Listen everybody may I have your attention Dont fuck with me 'coz there's no time for decisions so take out your money And take out your cash Give it to me now or your lives won't last This is no joke this is a hold-up! This is no joke this is a hold-up! So if you value your lives just give me your money 'Coz this a hold-up and you you know this ain't funny! Hold-up! Everybody on the floor! Hold-up! Money I want more Hold-up! Put your hands up on the air! Hold-up if you get ripped i don't care!

Toiletbowl Tango
Come dance with me in this toiletbowl tango Just go to the dancefloor and let all your shit flow Come dance to the rhythm that we are giving you Let go of all your shit and do the toiletbowl tango...Release...just let your shit flow Release...let all of it flow Release...let all your shit flow..and do the toiletbowl tango!

Mr. Dreamboy
I...I'm Mr. Dreamboy I'm corny I'm sexy I'm cute I'm your loverboy I..I'm Mr. Dreamboy I'll make you fall in love with me in no time at all..I'll make you come Baby, I'll make you come I'll make you come all night! 'Coz I'm just using you I'm just using you I'm just using you for sex!

Another Boring Band
Hey they tell me you don't want to listen to us Hey I heard that you don't like us Is it me? Is it how we look Is it our songs? Is it our sick sense of humor? 'Coz we're just another band (just another band) Just another boring band (another band) We're just another boring band (a boring band) Who's sick of all the other bands! Hey they say that you think we suck Hey I found out that you don't want us Is it me? Is it our attitude? Is it the way we are are Or are you just too square?

Inig Abot Sa Panahon
Inig abot sa panahon nga kami magmalipayon Nanghina-ot mi nga kuyog ta sama sa karon...Mahinumdum mo pa ba ang panag uban ta karon Basin sama sa bula mawala tungod's imong kalimtanon Inig abot sa Panahon Hina-ot nga di ta mahanaw Ang atong lingaw-lingaw Ug ang imong mga panglantaw Mosaka sa imong pagpaminaw Inig Abot Sa Panahon Hina-ot nga di ka mapul-an Basin wa na'y ganahan Hina-ot nga di mo masumhan Basi'g wa na'y ayo tanan Inig abot sa panahon Inig abot sa panahon Inig abot sa Panahon Inig abot sa panahon...

Love Destroys
She'd have anyone than be alone In anybody's arms she can feel at home She's broken hearts more than you can count She'll make you feel that you can't live without Her name is Love Destroys! Her name is Love Destroys! Love Destroys! Her name is Love Destroys! She's out tonight to victimize All the boys Love Destroys! I met Love Destroy when I was sixteen She was a burning soul a sex machine (Don't be misguided by her innocence 'Coz for her the word love makes no sense /Don't be fooled with how she plays the game 'coz for her Love is just her name...)

R.O.T.C. (Retarded Officers Torture Course)
In the heat of the sun we salute salute salute In the coldness of the rain we salute salute salute Educate us 'bout combat Educate us about war but there's nothing that we've learned Nothing yet so far! Four sems of torture under the scorching sun Stupid dumb officers abuse us one by one We don't wanna play all your childish war games We hate it when you call us by our last names...When will we learn that war is not the answer War is not the answer War is no answer When willl we learn that war is no answer War is not an answer That there is no answer...